From "Officer" Rick Ross A.K.A da C.O. William Roberts

Buy my album, Deeper Than My Stomaach Not Far From My R*****, it doesn't matter that I was a C.O., it dosen't matter if I'm a dead-beat dad, it don’t matter that I don’t know my son’s name, it don't matter that I get $7,000 dollars in debt each month over my rap career, it doesn't matter that I never sold drugs to no one yet I claim to, it doesn't matter that 50 raped me, it doesn't matter that I can't see my own d***, it doesn't matter that I look like I'm pregnant with twins, it don't matter that I'm lying to all my fans with this fake a** facade, it don't matter that I don't know who's my baby momma, it don't matter if my own peronsal jet doesn't have plane seats; I'll just stand up and make the plane tilt, it don't matter that I beef with Trick Daddy a real n**** from the real streets of the South, it don't matter that I beat down other blacks in prison, it don't matter if my baby momma Tia writes a tell-all book about my fake fat a**, it don't matter if Eminem f**** me raw, it don't matter that I only sold 1.3 million albums compared to over 20 million by 50 I'm still better, it don't matter that people in other countries don't know me, 50 would turn them against me cause I'm a dirtbag n****, it don’t matter that I look like a fat black skid mark, think I look bad look inside my pants!!! it don’t matter if I stuff food in my face; just glad that’s the only thing you suspect I stuff my face with, it don’t matter if 50 bag me, just hope word don’t spread about Fat Joe teabaggin’ me….. n**** you promised no one would challenge me….. it don’t matter that I make fat man bikini tops, just helping n***** get in touch with there inner bitchness, like I am, it don’t matter that in one of my videos I almost caused a boat I was in to sink, I told the producers don’t bring Ho-Hos,it don’t matter if I rap more about food; P.S. d*** and balls are considered food to me don’t ask why you don’t want to know, it don't matter if 50 f***** Tia and made a porn out my other baby moms Brooke, who I pretend not to know....., it don’t matter that Tia wrote a book about me that will sell more than my damn album, I’m da bawse…..of my stomach and this nifty uniform, It don't matter if I make the South look bad, I still got to eat up everything, my stomach never full why you think I'm fat?, it don't matter if 50 has 200-250 million dollars, and can turn my own crew against me, it don't matter that my Crew Triple Cs are triple Bs, b****** beggers and beginners; I know what they are but you don't, it don't matter that I had Game, Fat Joe, and Ja Rule Help me out to diss 50 cause I can't f*** with him by myself, or even with my own crew Triple Bs, it don't matter that I lied and said that my homies told me to become a C.O., I did it for the donuts and to beat down other n***** for fun, it don’t matter that I’m a c********* looking for a tummy tucker, ayo 40 glocc a.k.a. da tummytucka what up; don’t use your gun though, it don’t matter if I wear knockoffs it’s better to know this than to know that only my hand get action with my d***, it don’t matter if my b****** are sexually straved, it only matters if I’m straved of food, it don't matter that I got Abraham Lincoln on my chest even though he was as racist as any other white man at that time, I aspire to be like him and deceive all my black people, it don't matter if I don't have my own maybach, I can still sing about it, it don't matter that I got more R&B artists on my s*** than actual rappers, the public won't notice..., It don't matter that Llyod Banks' diss track beat my first single out on ITunes, it don't matter that Tony Yayo, oh my god Yayo of all people made a solid diss track aimed at me, it don't matter that Game said 50 eatin' me alive right now, it don't matter that Fat Joe's album was outsold by 50's Elephant in the Sand Mixtape, it don't matter that Ja the corpse, had a better verse in one song than all my disses aimed at 50, it don't matter that I'm a b**** n****, you don't know that right?,it don’t matter that my hand catch the most nut and my throat catch the most roundish of things, it don't matter if I have a badge and a nightstick, mind your own business, it don't matter if the real Ricky Ross won't even talk to me, so what I'm getting famous off a real n****'s life he won't mind…..oh s*** maybe it does matter cause I got to break this n**** off now or get a foot broke off in my a**, it don't matter that DJs punk me when I get on there show, it don't matter that I have bigger Tities than most b******, it don't matter if I pay to let Game play, it don't matter that Fat Joe and I look like matching Black and Brown whales, it don't matter that whenever I run into the cops I never get in trouble, maybe this badge is useful after all, it don't matter if my rep. is as strong as cardboard, I'm da Boss, it doesn't matter if I have diabetes, erectile dysfunction, high blood pressure, and bladness, I'm a 20 year old, even though I'm really 33. Buy my album and let me give you some s*** instead of the other way around. I love you my misguided, ignorant, self-hating, self-destructive, shallow, and irresponsible black people, don't even worry about the possiblity that I'm a police plant, I'm the Boss.......of Miami's Department of Corrections!!!!! Warden Ross out!!!!!

P.S. Yeah I get that powder, and send it straight to lock up. Then I take my ignorant folk and put them in lock up too. Sorry, my greed is stronger than my respect for my own heritage. Just buy my album so I can help arrest more black people, to get more money and at the same time get support and respect from the same people I Betray, God thank you for letting me be the Bawse. I beat 50, by letting him skull f*** me where you at Em, I’m going to beat you by letting you f*** my momma raw.

William Roberts