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19-year old Dallas J. Archer was prepared for anything when cops in Kingsport, Tennessee pulled her over for driving on a suspended license on Monday, April 21.
When police took the woman in for booking, a female jailer searched her and noticed and unknown item in her crotch area. The jailer and Ptl Karen Watkins took Archer into the bathroom and found a loaded North American Arms 22 LR revolver concealed in her v*gina.
The gun was discovered to have been stolen in a 2013 auto burglary. Archer was charged charged with driving on a suspended license, stolen gun possession and introduction of contraband into a penal facility, a Class C felony.
Archer was released on $6000 bond, according to The Smoking Gun
This wasn't Archer's first brush with the law. The Kingsport New Times reports that the teen was arrested by the KPD on April 4 for domestic vandalism and aggravated assault.
Archer allegedly choked her mother, then later entered a bedroom to pour bleach on her mother's clothes.
**UPDATE** April 24
You had to know this was coming. Power 105.1 radio personality Charlamagne Tha God gives Dallas the Donkey of the Day. Listen to what he has to say below.