Suspected Sex Offender Is Luckiest B****** Alive

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Some dude who is accused of sexually assaulting a 4-year-old girl allegedly tried to kill himself by driving his van off a ledge in Colorado. And it almost worked...

In what has to be one of the craziest twists of fate ever, the perp's van caught a ledge -- and a search and rescue team got to the guy before karma did.

Dude went to the hospital, but as soon as he gets out, cops say he'll be immediately arrested.

Wonder if he can keep the soap from dropping too....

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Comment by 022988 on April 7, 2009 at 12:09am
Pedophiles always gotta drive vans.
Comment by HOEYUNO on February 1, 2009 at 9:08pm
Yea your gonna have to spend that next 10 years gettin raped and beat before you get to bounce man
Comment by biXle on February 1, 2009 at 3:06pm
Comment by CLeVA on February 1, 2009 at 10:52am
OF S***
Comment by Hugo on January 31, 2009 at 9:04pm
Comment by famouz blonco on January 31, 2009 at 8:09pm
f***** a** nikka
Comment by rob smith on January 31, 2009 at 7:27pm
haha gutted looks like dis dirty peado gunna b sharing poridge with garry glitter
hope they put the little shitbag thru hell lol
Comment by lil rich on January 31, 2009 at 1:46pm

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Comment by JT aka YoungBo$$ on January 31, 2009 at 1:10pm
Once he realized he wasn't dead, he prolly came to his senses and said f*** that jump, I'm goin to jail! F***** A** N****! "Don't drop the soap big homie"
Comment by 843Bubs407 on January 31, 2009 at 9:32am
YO thats f***** craqzy i live like 30 minutes away fro here. but if u really wanna die put the lead to the head aint no twistin fate there

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