Attention starved Spencer Pratt, the dude who once proclaimed himself to be "the white Jay-Z" although hardly anyone has heard him rap, is about to put his soon to be ex-wife's assets on public display, for a fee of course
is in negotiations to buy a sex tape featuring Pratt and Heidi Montag according to TMZ
, the man who brought us Montana Fishburne's
" told TMZ earlier today. "I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag.
I'm wondering if we're going to see the Heidi before or after the 10 plastic surgeries in one day. I kind of think she looked better before the fake b**** and botox injections.
Spencer is bragging that this sex tape "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur
Considering Kim's tape was boring as hell, that shouldn't be hard to do.