Nick Cannon Goes Off On Eminem, Calls Him, “Slim Lamey”
Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”
So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new shit??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!
So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk shit, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy shit talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek”
But then the dude on the other shoulder said, “ What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”
Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.
Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.
So just when the good guy in me is about to emerge and shine through, something hits me… Something bigger than rap beefs, something bigger than jealousy infused insults, something bigger than lackluster attention seeking punchlines, something bigger than artistic expression. I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!
Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama. [Black Father + White Mother= BLACK]
Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a “cunt” and a “whore” is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton’s number?! LOL
Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didn’t see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk shit!
So I’m putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!
Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works.
You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black man’s most precious counterpart.
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!
So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!
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Comment by azalea rosario on November 22, 2009 at 5:30pm
- u pussy ass nigga! how da hell iz u gonna diss Eminem like dat? Eminem is better than u in every possible way, so u need 2 calm ur ass down. Ur lil wifes probably lying 2 every1 about Eminem and her, they probably did have a relationship but she wants 2 make Eminem look bad. Eminem would whoop da shyt out of u. And he not racist bitch, even if he is i dont give a fuck i still love him. So shut ur faggot self up. looove u Eminem! Damn i think i'm as fucked up as he iz. O and i LOVE black women they r so fucking sexyyyyyy! Fuck u nick cannon. Eminem 4 ever!
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Comment by Zhiar on November 12, 2009 at 2:31pm - Fuck u Dick Cannon.
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Comment by Savanna on November 12, 2009 at 2:26pm
- FUCK NICK CANNON! He's a little bitch who can't rap or act. PUSSY! Eminem & 50 forever!!
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Comment by cwbn10a5ee on November 7, 2009 at 1:45pm - hit up Haystak....he done been dissin EMinem in his raps....but em won't respond....slim shity got a song that says anybody that wants it can get it....but he wont fuck with stak.....staks a beast.....hit him up on youtube or myspace.com/haystak......im tellin you em dont want none of stak......hit him up because if nick dont want to go at em because of the christian thing thats respectable....but em has no problem dissen girls n feminine dudes but wont respond to stak....n its not because em hasnt heard of stak because d12 hit back with a diss about rapin staks 8 yr old daughter.....if u want these mother fuckers stoped then hit up stak n show some support......because next if mariah n nick have a kid em prolly hit back....so before shit else happens hit up stak n show some support....stak will litterally end ems career....n stak aint some internet wonder ugk scarface skinnypimp etc. all fuck with stak......he was signed under def jam south but requested out because of the shit that was goin on at the time there.....im tellin u hes a BEAST.....hit him up
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Comment by Mazza Muzsla on November 6, 2009 at 8:00pm -
Comment by Mazza Muzsla just now Delete Comment How the hell can that fag bitch about Em being racist ?? Almost every time he fuckin insulted Em he added summat to do with being WHITE on it!! But wait that aint racist is it? its orate for blacks to call white but not whites to call blacks. Mariah carey's a faggoty ass anyway, and we KNOW she would drop her knickers for Em, damn nick would probably drop his for him to!
Dude! Insulting Em's ability as a father though? Thats seriously sick! I dont even know who you are cept mariah careys husband. Aint you summat to do with nickelodeon??
If so your meant to be a role model to the kids right? So you should shut your mouth stop accusin racism, and acting like a hater.
And Em would slaughter in a battle, dont dig ya own grave son!
Btw tell your wife her songs have got seriously SHIT!
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Comment by dakota hillegas on November 4, 2009 at 8:28pm
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Comment by Katrina Emi Betty Nifo on September 14, 2009 at 12:12am
all ya'll fuckin serious ya'll think that slim shady is a G then dame all ya'll must be white or stuck in your on little fuckin worlds. open your damen eyes if he just shut his mouth and stop rapping about other people and there life's and then non of this shit would be happening. really ya'll are acting like he is the best did ya'll forget that he brang this shit on him self he is the one that wants to start the drama and his the one who does not want to shut his BIG white MOUTH.. so ya'll need to chill and get a fuckin life alright you fuckin Eminem butt lickers..
Shit Seriously you fuckin little 2 Graders...
<<< ARE you fucking kidding me really... your gonna stand up for this little bitch ass man nick cannon... first he's over here dissin on eminems career when this faggot cant rap or act for shit and what... eminem brought this on himself wtf mariah started it with fucking obsessed but im not here to say shit bout mariah because she actually has a good career... unlike this faggot nick cannon i just wanna know how it feels to be livin off your wifes pay check? and you call yourself a man... really i dont even know how you sleep at night knowing how bad your ass got told by eminem... and wtf is this racist shit... because people are white were sticking up for eminem... or because nick cannon is a bitch and got told off by eminem... lmao i could care less if you think this has anything to do with race like wtf think what you wanna think but if anything nick cannon is acting racist... why? idk why do you have to put so much fuckin emphasize on the word black? everytime you said black you had to put it in capitals? and the picture at the bottom your a fuckin faggot for that you prolly enjoyed making that didnt you? and your really threatening eminem out of all people that your gonna bring your shitty peace of raps out???!!! what shit i just found out that you rapped and your diss on eminem lmao that was the gayest song ever and eminem when he raps he doesnt need all that technical fuckin machinery or whatever to make his voice sound better... and guess what he's still one of the top rappers... and where are you at nick cannon? whic one of your songs have made the count down? lmao the guy that said Hayley makes more money than you is right... shit her fuckin allowance is more than your paycheck lmao you just fucked yourself gonna go fuckin threantin eminem when you know you aint gonna do shit... i can write alot more about this but im just gonna end it here... cause as you can see everybody knows eminem would kill you in anything... yea even your little pride and joy acting which you think your so good at 8 mile will kill any of your movies body :P
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Comment by Dustin on November 2, 2009 at 4:12pm
- I find this hilarious and Mariah's drunk ass deserves it. She would instigate it over and over again. Frankly, I can't wait to see what Eminem has up his sleeve for the Marshall Mather's time to shine, Relapse 2. Frankly, He murdered Mariah with "The Warning" and every other song, the only thing she came up with was "Obsessed". Frankly out of Nick Cannon's entire careers earnings, Eminem probably made off of 8 mile along between soundtrack and the motion picture, Nick Cannon? Who is that, ohhhh, that's right; Nickelodeon.
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Comment by CANNEDOUT on October 31, 2009 at 11:39pm - Yo Nikki you some kind of a man Dike ??..a undercover shemale....lol.Like the boys uh. Jugdeing by that pic of Em you put up ..you gay!. You are a hen picked lil bitch and a sorry excuse for a man! and you ain't no christian with your sister mary fake ass characters riden on each shoulder...pycho!.Your going into a introverted hiding place when that cracker whip yo negro ass out in the open.You couldn't handle that white boy rappin if you tried!. Go sit yo "get back ass" down somewhere and have some fucked up" I don't have a sense of self" premature babies!. Tryin to kill someone's career....you a HATER yourself!. Jealous mutherfucker!. Who the hell gets made cuz someone says your name on a CD.How many of these rappers have been out here for years dissin sisters ??calling them bitches and hoes and because Mariah get called a hoe you ready to fight for her blackness. She ain't never claimed BLACK...oh I get it because it's YOUR women she deserves A "BLACK VOTE" like our president ..whinning step child! grow up!!.You can't even understand the pain that people like EM went through as a child....so don't speak on it. And as for Jay Z not going after women? he knocks the hell out of women, it's all on youtube.SO... Shut yo ass up!! and learn how to be a man!!
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Comment by alex duerr on October 31, 2009 at 1:02pm
- For real Nick Cannon is a fucking Joke he Really Thinks Hes Going to Do Anything But Bitch And Moan And Eminem Would Fucking Rock that lil Kid is he Fucking kidding himself or something I vote we start a who thinks Nick cannon is a bitch Petition then Send it on to him So eveyone knows hes just a fucking Joke
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