Damn, That's Cold: Gawker Says The Only Way Lindsay Lohan Can Save Her Career Is To Die

 

 

Has Lindsay Lohan's career reached the point of no return? The people over at Gawker certainly think so.

 

"To Be Successful Again, Lindsay Lohan Must Die," is the title of an article written by Joe Piazza. In it, he describes how Lohan went from bonofide star after the success of the movie Mean Girls, to a celebrity burnout who is known more for her trips to court and jail than her acting.

 

Lohan has been unable to land a major movie role since 2007's dud, I Know Who Killed Me. The actress is trying to resurrect her career by stripping nude for an upcoming issue of Playboy, but Piazza says even that won't help.

 

"At this point yet another glimpse at her prematurely aging breasts paying homage to Marilyn Monroe will not reinvigorate Lindsay's sagging brand and career. The only thing that will save brand Lohan from total Kristy McNichol-dom is if she truly channels Monroe and actually leaves us for good," he writes.

 

Monroe was 36-years old when she died from a drug overdose. Lindsay is just 25-years old, but her hard partying lifestyle has made her look much older.

 

Robert Downey Jr.'s personal life and career were in a similar downward spiral in the late 90's, yet he has managed to move on from that to become one of Hollywood's most bankable actors.

 

Can Lindsay do the same thing, or is her career really over?

 
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Comment by Rob Roots on November 19, 2011 at 8:17am
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Comment by Rob Roots on November 19, 2011 at 8:17am
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Dont Forget Visit Falling Isn't Failing and subscribe to my newsletter and order a copy of my NEW book "Falling Isn't Failing"
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Comment by Yourz Truly on November 18, 2011 at 5:21pm
She does look much older than 25. I would say, about... 38?
Comment by Brameriz on November 18, 2011 at 8:38am
thats Cold TeamBON
Comment by LEATHERFACE! on November 17, 2011 at 6:30pm
im a pray for her
Comment by Ian Gregory on November 17, 2011 at 4:53pm
Or.. She can start starring in Porno movies. Thats an option.
Comment by Hydrophobic on November 17, 2011 at 4:41pm
Everything is possible in this crazy world, the battle is only lost when you lose confidence in yourself.
Comment by bksoldier74 on November 17, 2011 at 4:33pm
dat mofo will die first u dt wish death on pple like dat.. who the f*** he thinks he is smh
Comment by Cashflow on November 17, 2011 at 4:28pm
I think she can make a comeback just needs a second chance and to get focused she has talent. She used to be so beautiful though then she got on drugs and became a blonde and lost much weight
Comment by nelo on November 17, 2011 at 3:59pm
people who say things like this should only not be spared in God's judgement

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