WTF?? Best Mug Shot Ever - The Story Of The Human Cow
32-year-old Michelle Allen of Middleton, Ohio was just minding her business, urinating on a neighbor’s porch while dressed as a cow, when cops told her to please go home. Later that day, cops were called once again as Allen was blocking traffic and chasing terrified children. It was at this point that cops went ahead and decided to arrest her.
The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also alleged cussed at the officer.
Allen informed police that, if brought to jail, she would “cause problems.” She did manage to put on a suit for her court hearing, but not before leaving us with the finest mug shot in the history of the world.
How udderly terrifying. The report makes it clear to mention that:
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
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Comment by dA g on October 2, 2008 at 7:53am -
bitch on pcp or someshit
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Comment by sygh'ris on October 2, 2008 at 5:51am -
soo ignorant
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Comment by pana on October 2, 2008 at 12:00am -
Cracka ass police that made the arrest:1,Black women all over the world:0.
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Comment by joker on October 1, 2008 at 6:57pm -
crazy
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Comment by lloydbankswifey_16 on October 1, 2008 at 5:12pm
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lol wtf is wrong wit dis bitch
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Comment by Obeid on October 1, 2008 at 4:23pm -
dat bitch look like a man
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Comment by GEE DOGG on October 1, 2008 at 2:19pm -
shes fucking cute id eat her out and fuck here
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Comment by JJ on October 1, 2008 at 2:13pm -
hahahahhah wowwwwww.. thats p.u.m.p. chick
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Comment by M3th0dMaN on October 1, 2008 at 1:40pm -
lol fat ass retardet bitch MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Comment by Esteban on October 1, 2008 at 1:31pm -
Lol I'ma do that shit right now!
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