Dear Fif,

I’ve liked you since you first signed with Eminem
Even copped the vinyl of ‘Many Men’
Not only concerned with getting paid
But dabbling in humanitarian aid

Hip-hop needs to rise above the beef
And focus on emergency relief
Now that your record sales exceed 10 million
Perhaps you and I could feed a billion

I really dig your hood philanthropy
But don’t end up like ‘Three Cups of Tea’
Invest in some solid M&E

Don’t pull a Greg in Afghanistan
Let me design your monitoring plan
We should be together like Em’ and Stan

Give me a job and I’ll follow ya
To famine afflicted Somalia
Don’t lose heart due to the haters
I’ll create them SMART indicators

And you can find me in a Hub
Countin’ lots of stuff
If you need some quick stats
Homie, I can make them up

So if you want compliance, I’m the best
All references available upon request (@reseeger)