It's no secret , that The Punchline King Lloyd Banks
has been one of the most consistent and lyrical artists
to ever step foot into the music industry. Since 2000 Lloyd Banks
has been making fans press the rewind button with his great delivery, clever punchlines, and untouchable flows
. Well now In Celebration of 'Cold Corner 2' Coming Out in less than a week, we want to know, what are YOUR Favorite Lloyd Banks Punchlines??
Cold Corner 2....Coming 11.8.11
My favorites are below:
- "I know the watch bothering your vision but reach and I'll put a dot on your head like its part of your religion"
- "Don't talk s*** to the star's bro, I'll have more n***** leaning over your whip than a car show"
- "Try to play me, and I'll make your blood flow faster than the old Jay-Z"
- "I'm feelin new, but I demand some respect, 'cuz I already wear your advance on my neck"
-"BIG is the rap I Puff to...that's why I'm on the level you need to step your rap game up to"
-"Even my father knows where the revolver goes...I'll bring the beef to your front door like Dominoes"
-"Sit back and blow me, and argue over my balls like Shaq and Kobe"
-"I've seen girls turn to double dumb hoes, then they get pregnant...another one grows"
-"You don't know nothing about what pain is sucker... I'll put your a** underground like a train conductor m**********"
-"I'm tired of you n***** with your maybe beef, we gonna be here forever, you're temporary like baby teeth"
-"I'm walkin with the fire, so if you say Banks in your verse, then you better be talking about Tyra"
- "Look dawg I don't roam with the poodles...Difference is I'm eating in Rome and your eating Roman Noodles"
- "You see a lot of bling on stage, it's probably mine...I got 4 rings on me like the Audi-sign"
- "You're never gonna pop like 10 gold chains that's why your chick's blowing on me like Nintendo Games"
-"You're crying in the dark and I knew it...Next time you think about killing yourself..Do It!"
-"High and hazy, shady, grimey, slimey in every way...30 cities, 30 shooters, we're like the NBA"
- "To fade me its gonna take more than guts, you need the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion and King Kong's nuts"
-"Every day I got a new b****, and when I'm done with her it look like she dove headfirst into cool whip"
- "We aint rich ...We' ll be glad to snatch ya, I'll send cars to your crib like im a cab dispatcher"
-"I stay with the biscuit....only way i get blue balls is if da b**** got on blue lipstick"
-"He remembers when they wouldn't lend a helping hand...Till he was sittin' on green like a Celtics fan"
- "I don't do Jet Blue..I flew the Jet back"
-"My bottom chick gets 4 thumbs...her a** looks like jeans on top of drums"
- "Don't make me send a beast at u...have ur man walkin around with another rest in peace tattoo"
-"Make me wanna fry his hat and put a butterfly blade on his butterfly tat"
-"As long as i'm here, I'm gonna grab checks, and make my cash stretch longer than giraffe's necks"
-"I light up trees like everyday's Christmas"
-"I dont argue with b******, that only adds me stress, I'll toss a b**** out the mansion like Jazzy Jeff"
-"You're still struggling down to your last rock, G-Unit is Gorilla's and Black Child's the mascot"
-"You Violate, I'm sendin you to God..I'm no peacemaker, that's my jewelers job"
- "We respected highly, so you aint gotta practice gymnastics to catch a body"
-I'm ridin dirty but the Bent' pimp clean...It got a body like I feed it Creatine
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE LLOYD BANKS PUNCHLINES?