"Drake: Check it out...I found Bron Bron's lemonade stash. And he don't even know. I got you all night Jay! Jay: Hey, go back and see if you can find the recipe. Maybe we can cash in and make bukoo bux like 50 did with vitamin water!!
"Drake: Uhhh...Mr. Jay-Z...How much longer do you want me to stand here? It's been 20 minutes already. I promise next time I'll go across the street and purchase some proper drink glasses for his royal highness. Bey: It's ok Jay, I…"
"Jay: I don't even tip, I got an extra b**** for that, Just pass me my drinks, while she get the money out the bag! Drake: I see what you did, That's hot son!! You mind if I use that in my next diss to Chris?"
"Jay: Where's the waiter at with my drink?!Lol look at Jimmy all grown up! Beyonce: I know this mfer is not bringing a drink over here not served in a glass(I'll fake smile at the nice gesture).
Drake: (He actually looks like he's not…"
"Damm dat shet was a snooze fest...each cut like a sleepin pill!! tha whole joint like a bottle ah ambien!! Dis shet aint ah mixtape...iss ah MISTAKE!! Ceaz fugg you thinkin negga...dem steeroids goin to ya feggin peanut head negga!! Negga ceaz head…"