"Drake: Check it out...I found Bron Bron's lemonade stash. And he don't even know. I got you all night Jay! Jay: Hey, go back and see if you can find the recipe. Maybe we can cash in and make bukoo bux like 50 did with vitamin water!!
"Drake: Uhhh...Mr. Jay-Z...How much longer do you want me to stand here? It's been 20 minutes already. I promise next time I'll go across the street and purchase some proper drink glasses for his royal highness. Bey: It's ok Jay, I…"
"Jay: I don't even tip, I got an extra b**** for that, Just pass me my drinks, while she get the money out the bag! Drake: I see what you did, That's hot son!! You mind if I use that in my next diss to Chris?"
"Jay: Where's the waiter at with my drink?!Lol look at Jimmy all grown up! Beyonce: I know this mfer is not bringing a drink over here not served in a glass(I'll fake smile at the nice gesture).
Drake: (He actually looks like he's not…"
"Lol all you dummies!! It says 'Record Sales', not records sold. Which means the amount of money made on records alone are over 100 million. Obviously we don't have the best writers on Thisis50, so excuse them. And @Veiny- a song is…"