Your Momma so ugly she got scared looking in the mirror---------Post the funniest illest Your Moma diss

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ya mom so black she laid down in the middle of the street naked at night and
started screamin "yall can't see me"
ya mom was so ugly when she died her tombstone said "her lies one ugly b****"
yo mom so ugly i heard she met your dad at the pound
ur mama so short when she walks her hands drag the ground
yo mom so old her breast milk look like cottage cheez
yo mom so ugly the tie steak around her neck so the dogs play with her
ur mama eyes so big that she has to pull on her eyelids to blink em
ya mom so old she took jesus, god and moses to the maury show to see who your father is

Maury: jesus you are not the father
jesus: thank god i told yall she was a hoe
Maury: moses you are not the father
Maury: god you are not father
*ya mom runs of crying* and the crowd goes wild
ur mama legs so big that she uses pillow cases for socks
You momma was born in a tree,they call her Treeci
Your mom like a race car,she burn 4 rubbers a night
Your momma so blk,when she get cut,she don't bleed,she leak oil

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