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What Are Some of the Craziest/Sickest Punchlines You've Heard?

Best Punchline you've heard from anyone

Here's A Start..One From 50:

You f*** around I'll blow your brains on my New York Times
Run home turn to the sports section and read your mind


Any others? There's alot more..lol

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Beautiful stuff! true hip-hop = Poetry and Lupe epitomizes that.
i dnt know if this a puchline but o wel...
Ever since "Summertime" they ain't liked none of mine
Even though the fans went out & bought enough
I guess they think Will ain't hard enough
Maybe I should just have a shoot out

Run up in the bank, bustin', grabbin' all the loot out
Whoop somebody ass, taking my boot out
Right on TV so ya'll can see me
Just ignorant, attacking, actin' rough
I mean, then will I be black enough
Oh wait maybe I'll jack a truck
Full of cigarettes, guns & drugs & stuff

I always envied how ya'll rock wit Dre & the Chronic
The way that Tupac, Biggie, 50 and Jigga got it
A lot like L.L., Chuck D, Slick & Dougie
I think ya'll love me, but ya'll place other rappers above me

Will smith lol
i dont do too much talkin i blaze the place/and drown monkeys in deep water now they bathing apes
i got rocks n niggas cant afford to buy it/thats why i got beef bigger than kelly price before the diet -banks

wanna see me in the streets n take all my raw? ima blow yo brains in yo hand n tell u hold that thought-murda mook

a lot of talk n rumors on us who the hottest to be honest/hip hop aint been the same since tupac moved to cuba on us-eminem
SUUUWWOOOP GANG>>>>>AND IF U AINT WIDDD IT THEN U IN DA FOOD CHAIN!!!!!!

WHAT! FALL BACKKKKKKK
WHA chall nikkaz thinkin'/ mad that we increasin while ya shrinkin/ Button up ya lip, ya ship is sinkin/ u must be coked out/ frontin like dat ass is locced out/ im gettin chedda for this s*** im spittin an im gettin smoked out....
LB FAM!
LMAOO REED DOLLAZ VS> SOUTH BRONX WAS A KILLA!!!!!
AN REED VS TRIGGA WAS WTYLLDDD!!!

"ALLAH BROUGHT ME HERE/ and i bee damned if i let this f***** as n**** end the show right here..."
you got a hole in u then u bleedin/so it aint like im just callin u p**** for no reason-jadakiss

look how hungry yo pockets are/i can tell u never had a hundred grand unless it was a chocolate bar-fab

you got soldiers but u still gotta respect ours/ we got more 4, 5, and 9s than a deck of cards-banks
i'll let the semi squeeze/it'll make him take his ice off i call it anti freeze-murda mook
Beneath the surface, I'm over heating your receiver circuits
By unleashing deeper verses than priests speak in churches
but your preach is worthless
Your worship defeats the purpose
Like President Bush taking bullets for the Secret Service - Diabolic
I'll sever your head diagonally for thinking of dissing me
And the use your dead body to write my name in calligraphy
This puppet democracy, brain washed, just psychology
So you're nothing like diversity without equality
And your crew is full of more faggots that Greek Mythology - Immortal Technique
niggas aint playin/i put u in yo place faster than a real estate agent- whoooaa jr writer

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