Had sex with my Girlfriends Mother, some real TV s***, funny thing about it is that we're not together anymore and i still get's it in with her moms every now and then... everytime I leave with a smerk on my face thinking to myself...."I'm going to hell".....lol
Well a long time ago I was a little wild so one time I hoocked up with this guy but it was in his convertible car infront of a police station the thing is that once we got dressed and everything thats when a police car passes and well just waved and kept going....
I had to take a s***, tried to take a s***, but just couldn't s***. I'm telling you. I mean, my toes were curled. My hands were clasped together. Sweat was dripping from the front of my forehead. You know that face that you make when you're trying to take a s***? I did that plus held my breath. I pushed. It still wouldn't come out. I started to pray. I needed a miracle right there and now. I got up, washed my hands, went to the kitchen and drank 16 oz. of olive oil, then went to the living room and proceeded to do 100 Jumping Jacks. After I finished, I went back to the bathroom. What was once the impossible turned into the unstoppable. I went from constipation to diarrhea within half an hour. Now you know oil and water don't mix, right? Thank god for AJAX and long showers!!!!
P.S. I had to throw the toilet brush away afterwards.
R.Kelly is a legend & king of rnb, i don't give a f*ck what these lil kids say..the way he sang in Whitney's funeral was amazin as f*ck, R.I.P legendary Whitney Houston