So I needed an edible mommy with a credible body,
so when she was on top of me I could puck her hockey
till my slap shot stuck and she did the pogo up off me,
and convulsed and whipped and dipped into the lobby
till she tripped and slipped and smacked her temple on the concrete,
then she spazzed a last gasp and came and went so suddenly.

So I shut the door and jumped to the floor
and locked the one leading out to the porch.
They can chuck my porsche I love it no more
it’s the only reason she chose me when I trucked to the store
to pick up some peanuts till she asked for a tour
of the city but eatin’ nuts got her thinking after four.
So I cut our tension, u-turned and sliced it with my sword.

Now here I am naked and trapped from all angles,
and I didn’t even get to wrap her kinky in pronged cables.
plus I’m a murderer who wouldn’t hurt a bird even if it s***
on me two separate times in less than an hour’s worth.
I swear I’m one of god’s angels, man I don’t belong in jail
I’ll sell the Porsche and post bail to avoid a dude with long nails.


No! How did y’all get in?... Maids? What about the cops?
“We whacked them with our mops, and want what your girl got,
now get us all laid, or we’re throwing you off the roof top!”


…Man