YOU STEAL THE GROCERY CART FROM THE STORE AND THEN CHAIN THE CART TO THE TELEPHONE POLE OUTSIDE OF YOUR CRIB LIKE IT'S YOUR BIKE.

ANYBODY ELSE GOT ONE:

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when you use a shoe string as a belt

when you put your house key on your chain because you dont have a charm
Omg, i have done the shoe string thing, hah it dont work that well tho
DAMN RED.. U WENT HARD ON THAT ONE...LOL
LMAOOO RED...HAIR GREASE AND SHEEN BUT NO HAIR..HAHAHA GOOD ONE
WHEN U ATTA FAMILY GATHERING
(BBQ,PARTY,ETC.)
&& U DA ONLY 1 DATS DRUNK
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THAT WOULD BE MY UNCLE...
when u walk around with a stack of 1 dollar bills to make ur wallet look bigger
YEAH RED DO THAT ALL THE TIME...LOL
DAMN LOL..
co-muthafuckin sign!!!!!!! ROFL!!!
YOU KNOW YOUR GHETTO WHEN..........

YOUR DRINKING GLASSES USED TO BE JELLY JARS.

YOUR FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC.

YOU RUN TO GET POTS AS SOON AS IT RAINS.

THE ROACHES IN YOUR HOUSE ONLY COME OUT WHEN COMPANY COMES.

YOU STILL REFER TO YOUR STEREO AS THE HI-FI.

YOU REFER TO YOUR DRESSER AS "THE BUREAU."

YOU REFER TO THE REFRIGERATOR AS AN ICEBOX.

THE BACK OF YOUR TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS OFF, AND YOU KNOW HOW TO MANUALLY FLUSH IT.

YOU HAVE MORE THAN TEN USES FOR VASELINE, AND ONE OF THEM IS SHOE POLISH.

YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE CLEAN UNLESS THERE IS VISIBLE BABY POWDER ON YOUR NECK AND
CHEST, AND YOU AIN'T EVEN NO BABY.

YOU EAT COUGH DROPS LIKE THEY'RE CANDY.

YOU WEAR A WATCH THAT YOU KNOW DOESN'T WORK.

YOUR CHILDREN'S ONLY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT IS SINGING IN THE WINDOW FAN.

YOUR CHILD DROPS HIS PACIFIER, AND YOU SANITIZE IT BY SUCKING ON IT.

YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEATEN WITH AN EXTENSION CORD.

YOUR MOTHER SOUNDED LIKE A PISSED OFF RAPPER WHEN SHE WAS BEATING YOU.

YOU EVER RAN A RACE BAREFOOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AT APPROXIMATELY ELEVEN AT NIGHT.

YOU EVER PLAYED KICK THE CAN.

YOU EVER PLAYED KNUCKLES.

YOUR BASKETBALL HOOP HAS A RIM BUT NO NET.

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