YOU STEAL THE GROCERY CART FROM THE STORE AND THEN CHAIN THE CART TO THE TELEPHONE POLE OUTSIDE OF YOUR CRIB LIKE IT'S YOUR BIKE.

ANYBODY ELSE GOT ONE:

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HAHAHAHAHA..U BETTER HAVE A SMALL YARD N****..THAT'S FUNNY
lmao....there is a woman that lives in my street that does that, i aint even joking...funniest s*** ever lol.
shitt....when u go to mcd's nd get tha free cup of water and fill that b**** up with soda!!
what u know about the oven bein on all winter?

or goin on a date,dont order nothin,then ya date go to the restroom and she's 10 chicken fingers short

using shampoo to wash dishes

ordering food b4 paying for it and shortening you order at the register

u ghetto when u on first name basis wit the principal at yo school

when you a minor(me)and yo teacher tell you"i seen you in the club last night(real talk)

when all yo socks got holes in em

of coarse the tape on the remote controller

when yo mom is barely old enough to drink liquor(not me)
YEAH U KNOW U GHETTO WHEN U AT THE REGISTER IN THE GROCERY LINE AND U REALIZED YOU AIN'T GOT ENUFF MONEY SO YOU HAVE THE CLERK START DEDUCTING S*** OFF THE BILL..BUT DON'T DEDUCT THE BABY'S PAMPERS CMON..
YOU KNOW YOUR AZZ IS GHETTO WHEN YOU FRY SOMETHING TO EAT AND YOU SAVE THE GREASE TO FRY SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT.
You know your azz is GHETTO when your babies mama is collecting child support from 3 different fathers and Her Ringtone is the MS. Independent !
You know your ghetto when you clean your tennis shoes. Wit a toothbrush instead of using a rag to clean it wit.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ASS IS GHETTO WHEN.............

when u still cleaning your sneakers with a toothbrush

when you're driving a $100,000 automobile living in the projects

when a women is straightening her hair with a fork and a stove.

when you're trying to find the best spot to take a leak.

when you take a crap in the alleyway of a building

when you eat McDonalds fries with sweet and sour sauce. You know damn well you didn't order no 6 piece nuggets!

When you order a bottleg Big Mac. (Wendy's 99 cents Jr. Bacon Deluxe plus Wendy's Jr. Cheesburger Deluxe, slip the bottom bread out)

When you turn the letter over in a Scrabble game and make it seems like you have a blank letter so you can create a word.

You have a small bucket at your bedside because you're too lazy to go to the bathroom and pee.

When you are dipping in the pot and put that hot piece of meat in your mouth. You don't wanna get caught so try to chew that b**** up real quick. When someone comes into the kitchen, you stop chewing, praying they don't ask you a question, and if they do, let it be a question you can shake your head to. LMAO....... you try to get rid of all the evidence of greasy fingers, so you lick them, then dry it on your jeans, etc. LMAO... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!

When you're eating chinese food on the bus.

When you go to Subways to get a footlong sandwich, go across the street and get 4 wings, go to the bodega and get you a bag of Doritos and a liter of Cherry Coke, go home and watch a bootleg movie.

When you put your house speakers to the window and blast your music so everyone knows what you're listening to.

HAHAHA LMAO.... When you live on like, the 4th or 5th floor. You're doorbell isn't working, so you're friend is screaming your name outside, telling you, "Yo throw the keys down".

When you drink too much orange juice, so you fill up some water and mix it in that way if someone goes in the refrigerator and picks it up, it has some weight to it LMAO. If it taste fresh, just say "it must have been a bad harvest".

When you go to the grocery store to buy C&C Cola because it's 50 cents for a bottle.

When you go to the local chicken spot to buy some dutch paper

When you are home alone and you're taking a s*** and you realize that you have no toilet paper in the house. So you walk your s***** ass to the kitchen to get a couple pieces paper towels praying that no one comes home and no doo doo balls fall on the ground before you can get your s***** ass back to the toilet.

When you eat corn beef and elbow macaroni for a whole week just so you can get to payday. You've prepared it 10 different ways, thinking you're Iron Chef America.

When you wash your dishes with bar soap.

When you're still wearing Jheri Curls.

When you're still bringing your jeans to the cleaners to get them straight-legged.
YEA I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE!!!
YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN U TAKE HOTEL SHAMPOO AND BODY LOTION WIT U BEFORE U LEFT THE HOTEL ROOM
LMAO!

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