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Black people...read dis for acceptable behaviors after NOV 5th

To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should probably avoid at least for the first few days:

1. No crying, hugging or shouting ‘Thank you Lord’ at least not in public.

2 No high-fives at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses.

3 No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters

4 No calling in sick on November 5th. They’ll get nervous if too many black people don’t show up.

5 We’re allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.

6. No singing loudly, We’ve come this Far By Faith (it will be acceptable to hum softly)

7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at all) (this may make us seem to ethnic)

8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this might be a sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)

9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a little too much excitement)

10. Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain humble)

11.No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you’re in your office with the door closed)

12.Please try not to yell—-BOOOO YAH!

13. Just in case you’re wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage patch, or a backhand spring on the highway is 100% okay.

I just want to make sure we’re all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home on November 5th. Now go get your vote on and let’s make this thing happen!!!

LOL.

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wow!!!! lmao!!! you off the hook for this fam!!! lmfao!!!!! OBAMA08'!!
im doin all of thee above
lol.....
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A.forgot about them white people with guns
B.WHAT WHITE PEOPLE WITH GUNS?????
A.the ones that want to kill niggas when obama wins
B.word.i never hurd about this
A.its real talk
B.what needs to be done
A.shoot back
B.what if.....
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Lmao I'm sure as hell gonna laugh at a McCain supporter and be like "YEEEAHHH!!!!! We running s*** nooooowwww mooothaaaa fuckkaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" lol j/p
MAN WE AS PEOPLE ACT SO STUPID I BET ON THE NEWS ITS GOIN 2 BE A BLACC PERSON GETTIN HURT BECUZ OF ANOTHER BLACC PERSON WATCH 2 BLACC PEOPLE GOIN 2 END UP FIGHTIN I KNNO IT CUZ WATCH LOL ITS NOT FUNNY BUT ITS GOIN 2 HAPPEN LOL A DID YALL KNOW THE PHILLIES WON THE WORLD SERIES THAT TELL U BASEBALL IS FALLIN OFF I THOUGHT THAT S*** BEEN OVER LOL I WAS LOOKIN AT IT ON ESPN 2DAY I WAS LIKE WTF BASEBALL WAS STILL GOIN ON LOL THAT S*** IS STARTIN 2 FALLL OFF
no nba games on wednesday cuz most of the players wont show up :(
is that all you think about ...........are you going to VOTE
Its not all I think about, its obiously a joke. I am going to vote.

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