ATTENTION ALL FEMALES: WOMEN, GIRLS, B******, HOES, BUSTDOWNS, JUMPOFFS, N SHORTIES (15 THINGS YALL SHOULD REALIZE)
THIS ONE IS FROM ME N MY REAL DUDES OUT THERE TO THE FEMALES OF THISIS50.COM N THE REST OF THE WORLD. BEFORE YOU MAKE A DAMN FOOL OF YOURSELF, PEEP GAME N SAVE URSELF TH EMBARRASSMENT.
1) ALL YALL AINT "WIFEY MATERIAL" SO TOP THINKIN U ARE. IF URE A HOE CONTINUE BEIN A HOE N BE HAPPY BOUT IT. DONT THINK CUZ U HAVENT HOED AROUND IN A HOT SECOND THAT U ARENT A HOE ANY LONGER. NO MATTER WHAT U DO, EVERYBODY GON REMEMBER U AS A HOE N WILL PROCEED TO TREAT U LIKE ONE, SO U MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A PAGE FROM DON ROCKO N DO U.
2) DEFINITION OF A GOLD-DIGGER: BROKE, LOW-CLASS FEMALE WIT NO SCRUPLES, WILLIN TO DO ANY DAMN THING FOR A CHECK. A HOE [reference 1)]THAT REALIZED SHE COULD BE PAID FOR HER SERVICES. ALSO - WOMEN - STOP PLAYING STUPID WHEN WE GET TO THE TICKET BOOTH OR WHEN THE WAITRESS COMES UP WIT THE CHECK. WHEN U PAY, OR AT LEAST TRY TO, FOR URSELF IT SAYS: HERE IS A WOMAN I DONT MIND BUYIN SUMTHIN FOR IN THE FUTURE. BROKE-ASS-NESS N FREELOADIN WONT GET U A 2ND DATE!
3) IF U BANGIN, IT DONT MEAN WE GON FORGIVE FOR ERRY MUFUCKIN THING. IT MEANS: F*** UPA THIRD TIME AGAIN N U OUT LIKE STRIKE THREE.
PLUS, UR GIRL LOOK BETTER ANYWAY.
4) IF U DONT GIVE HEAD, START.
5) DONT GET HEATED WHEN U ROCKIN A TIGHT ASS FIT N EVERY DUDE ON THE PLANET TRIES TO HOLLA. ITS NOT THAT U ARE FLY OR LOOK GOOD, IT'S UR HOE CAMOUFLAGE F***** OUR OPTICS UP.
6) WHAT THE F*** IS A PRETTY THUG? EITHER U INTO A PRETTY BOY [Jamal] OR A THUGGED OUT [Tyrone]. U AINT GOD, YA DIG! U CANT CREATE UR OWN DUDE LIKE FRANKENSTIEN.
7) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREAK. THERE ARE SHORTIES WHO DO THEY MAN PROPER, THIS DOESNT CLASSIFY THEM AS A FREAK. IT MEANS SHORTIE IS ON HER JOB. FOR ALL THE OTHER FEMALES OUT THERE F***** DUDES IN EVERY ACROBATIC, YOGA-LIKE POSITION THAT U KNOW...S*** DOESNT MAKE U A QUALIFIED FREAK, IT MAKES U, WELL - A QUALIFIED HOE.
8) WEAVES, PRESS-ON-NAILS, CONTACTS, N PIERCINS DONT MAKE U FAKE. GET PRETTIED UP MA. DONT LET THEM BALD HEADED B****** TELL U NADA. YOU PAID FOR IT, IT URS.
9) STOP THAT I DONT GIVE MY NUMBER OUT S***. ITS CORNY N IF U AINT GIVIN ME UR MATH I AINT GON CRY. REMEMBER THERES0.5 BILLION MORE FEMALES ON THE PLANET THAN MALES. I'LL JUST KEEP S*** MOVIN N GET SOME DIGITS ELSEWHERE, SO 1NE YASELF WIT THAT S***.
10) THERE IS ONE DWIGHT HOWARD, LIL WAYNE, CHRIS BROWN, ect...STOP CALLIN THESE MUFUCAKS UR HUSBAND OR LOOKIN FOR DUDES THAT RESEMBLE THEM. INSTEAD LOOK IN THE MIRROR N RE-EVALUATE YASELF. UR NOT RITA G FROM "FLASHING LIGHTS" ARE U? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. FIND UR SELF A GOOD CHARLES HAMILTON OR LUPE FIASCO INSTEAD.
11) SAYIN U GOT TO "PEE" AINT APPEALIN. RACEHORSES N PITBULLS "PEE". SHOW SOME CLASS N SAY: EXCUSE ME, WHILE I GO TO THE LADIES ROOM.
12) DATIN REALLY OLDER DUDES DONT MAKE U COOL OR MATURE. ACTUALLY, ITS PRETTY F***** UP, BECUZ ALL REAL MEN ARE A******* ON THE INSIDE. THE OLDER THE DUDE, THE MORE EXPERIENCED OF AN A******.
13) IF A DUDE S****** ALL OVER UR LOVE N AFFECTION, CHANCE IS HE NEVER WANTED IT. STOP BEIN A STALKER.
14) FEMALES: SEX WONT FIX EVERYTHING WRONG IN A RELATIONSHIP. BUT HEAD WILL!!
15) IF U THINKN APPEARANCE DONT MATTER, LIKE BIGGIE, URE "DEAD WRONG"! WE LOVE A PHAT ASS N SOME BIG TITTIES - TRUST IT HELPS - BUT IF UR LOOKIN LIKE A BUM, WHOS GON TRY 2 HOLLA?
THATS 'BOUT COVERS ME. FELLAS IF YALL GOT MORE TO ADD ENLIGTHEN THESE GIRLS NAHMEAN...........
1NE
1) ALL YALL AINT "WIFEY MATERIAL" SO TOP THINKIN U ARE. IF URE A HOE CONTINUE BEIN A HOE N BE HAPPY BOUT IT. DONT THINK CUZ U HAVENT HOED AROUND IN A HOT SECOND THAT U ARENT A HOE ANY LONGER. NO MATTER WHAT U DO, EVERYBODY GON REMEMBER U AS A HOE N WILL PROCEED TO TREAT U LIKE ONE, SO U MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A PAGE FROM DON ROCKO N DO U.
2) DEFINITION OF A GOLD-DIGGER: BROKE, LOW-CLASS FEMALE WIT NO SCRUPLES, WILLIN TO DO ANY DAMN THING FOR A CHECK. A HOE [reference 1)]THAT REALIZED SHE COULD BE PAID FOR HER SERVICES. ALSO - WOMEN - STOP PLAYING STUPID WHEN WE GET TO THE TICKET BOOTH OR WHEN THE WAITRESS COMES UP WIT THE CHECK. WHEN U PAY, OR AT LEAST TRY TO, FOR URSELF IT SAYS: HERE IS A WOMAN I DONT MIND BUYIN SUMTHIN FOR IN THE FUTURE. BROKE-ASS-NESS N FREELOADIN WONT GET U A 2ND DATE!
3) IF U BANGIN, IT DONT MEAN WE GON FORGIVE FOR ERRY MUFUCKIN THING. IT MEANS: F*** UP
PLUS, UR GIRL LOOK BETTER ANYWAY.
4) IF U DONT GIVE HEAD, START.
5) DONT GET HEATED WHEN U ROCKIN A TIGHT ASS FIT N EVERY DUDE ON THE PLANET TRIES TO HOLLA. ITS NOT THAT U ARE FLY OR LOOK GOOD, IT'S UR HOE CAMOUFLAGE F***** OUR OPTICS UP.
6) WHAT THE F*** IS A PRETTY THUG? EITHER U INTO A PRETTY BOY [Jamal] OR A THUGGED OUT [Tyrone]. U AINT GOD, YA DIG! U CANT CREATE UR OWN DUDE LIKE FRANKENSTIEN.
7) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREAK. THERE ARE SHORTIES WHO DO THEY MAN PROPER, THIS DOESNT CLASSIFY THEM AS A FREAK. IT MEANS SHORTIE IS ON HER JOB. FOR ALL THE OTHER FEMALES OUT THERE F***** DUDES IN EVERY ACROBATIC, YOGA-LIKE POSITION THAT U KNOW...S*** DOESNT MAKE U A QUALIFIED FREAK, IT MAKES U, WELL - A QUALIFIED HOE.
8) WEAVES, PRESS-ON-NAILS, CONTACTS, N PIERCINS DONT MAKE U FAKE. GET PRETTIED UP MA. DONT LET THEM BALD HEADED B****** TELL U NADA. YOU PAID FOR IT, IT URS.
9) STOP THAT I DONT GIVE MY NUMBER OUT S***. ITS CORNY N IF U AINT GIVIN ME UR MATH I AINT GON CRY. REMEMBER THERES
10) THERE IS ONE DWIGHT HOWARD, LIL WAYNE, CHRIS BROWN, ect...STOP CALLIN THESE MUFUCAKS UR HUSBAND OR LOOKIN FOR DUDES THAT RESEMBLE THEM. INSTEAD LOOK IN THE MIRROR N RE-EVALUATE YASELF. UR NOT RITA G FROM "FLASHING LIGHTS" ARE U? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. FIND UR SELF A GOOD CHARLES HAMILTON OR LUPE FIASCO INSTEAD.
11) SAYIN U GOT TO "PEE" AINT APPEALIN. RACEHORSES N PITBULLS "PEE". SHOW SOME CLASS N SAY: EXCUSE ME, WHILE I GO TO THE LADIES ROOM.
12) DATIN REALLY OLDER DUDES DONT MAKE U COOL OR MATURE. ACTUALLY, ITS PRETTY F***** UP, BECUZ ALL REAL MEN ARE A******* ON THE INSIDE. THE OLDER THE DUDE, THE MORE EXPERIENCED OF AN A******.
13) IF A DUDE S****** ALL OVER UR LOVE N AFFECTION, CHANCE IS HE NEVER WANTED IT. STOP BEIN A STALKER.
14) FEMALES: SEX WONT FIX EVERYTHING WRONG IN A RELATIONSHIP. BUT HEAD WILL!!
15) IF U THINKN APPEARANCE DONT MATTER, LIKE BIGGIE, URE "DEAD WRONG"! WE LOVE A PHAT ASS N SOME BIG TITTIES - TRUST IT HELPS - BUT IF UR LOOKIN LIKE A BUM, WHOS GON TRY 2 HOLLA?
THATS 'BOUT COVERS ME. FELLAS IF YALL GOT MORE TO ADD ENLIGTHEN THESE GIRLS NAHMEAN...........
1NE
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Permalink Reply by G Unit Kimmie ♬ @GUnitKimmie on -
bump
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Permalink Reply by sylvia star on -
y0u actually wr0te this in a creative way
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Permalink Reply by sofocused - aka NALEDGE INFINITE on -
ARIGATO, I TRIED...NOT REALLY
(I DO RAP ON WEEKENDS)
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Permalink Reply by Lil Big Nasty on -
Oh, I thought this thread was going to say the only thing a girl is good for is laying on her back and opening up her legs. I would have cosigned that immediately.
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Permalink Reply by Princess Of Southside Jamacia Queens on -
Is dat all u want? head? What u need 2 do is get a job and realize how much of a fool u really are
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Permalink Reply by Lil Big Nasty on
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Me?
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Permalink Reply by ct shorty ~ best ull neva have on -
lmao
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Permalink Reply by sofocused - aka NALEDGE INFINITE on
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DAMN BABY...SO FAR 36-1, LOOKS LIKE U TOOK THE L THIS ROUND.
N DONT QUESTION DA GOD WHEN U THE ONE ROCKIN A FAKE DISPLAY PIC.
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