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"Its Cool They Squashed That S*** I Thought Fif Would Never Do Something Like That"
A Heart To Heart Conversation With My Daughter EZ
Hello pumpkin. I know I've neglected you over the years with all the cheating I've been doing on your mother. However, she and I had a discussion last nite after our make-up sex. It has been brought to my attention that you are entering adolescence and as any concerned father would do, I feel it is time to discuss the "birds and the bees" with my little girl!
You are entering a pivotal point in your life. As you begin your transition into womanhood, you will experience physical, mental, and emotional changes. All those boys that you've come so accustomed to playing Dragonball Z with may suddenly become attractive and you may feel desires to engage in lude sexual behavior. I highly advise against this sweetie. For those same boys are also going through changes and as they do, they only have one thing on their mind: deflowering virgins.
I know this is overwhelming sweetie. But as a man, I feel it is important for you to be aware of these harsh realities. Now, as far as your physical changes are concerned, I do not want you to be saddened or upset if your breasts do not develop as quick as the other girls your age. Please understand that every girl develops differently. In this day and age of celebrity obsession, I do not want you to get caught up in trying to be like the Kim Kardashians and Beyonce's of the world. The average woman doesn't look like that anyway, which is why those women are celebrities in the first place.
I would like you to watch this video. I know its a little dated, but the information contained within still holds true to this day:
Indeed, YOU ARE BECOMING A WOMAN! It is time for your mother and I to purchase training brassiers and tampax for our little EZ. Enjoy this time for it only happens once. Your mother will go into further details about your monthly cycle as she can explain it better than I can.
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Permalink Reply by MiC on -
Aha damn he didn't rd it yet knows what you were typing. You gotta get your daughter in check she way outta line.
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Permalink Reply by SonGetWrec on -
nobody knows this better than i do MiC, trust me. the little b!tch needs DISCIPLINE!
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Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on -
So besides having fantasies of calling me pumpkin and giving my hugs, kisses, baths.. now u wanna put me over ur lap and spank me. You see how silly u are? Ur a natural thunder cvnt..
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Permalink Reply by SonGetWrec on
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EZ's Thread May 10, 2012: "So Obama Says SonGetWrec And Yayo's No Man Have The Right To The G ay Marriage They Crave" I'm Not Being Silly, I'm Being CONDESCENDING.
^This Sums Up Your Miserable Existence. I'ma Get Back At You In A Minute "BRO"YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.
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Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on
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And tell us how that thread made u feel causing u spazz out slapping your keyboard typing a failed 5 paragraph essay...
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Permalink Reply by SonGetWrec on
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ROFL!!! Yeah you're an EXPERT on spazzing out aren't ya EZ? You're the Guyanese queen of spazzing out. It's quite fascinating how you didn't read this thread yet you can quote it and count paragraphs. You are truly gifted. Failed essay...LOL! Yeah that's why you're STILL here dropping your panties. What a RETARD.
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Permalink Reply by Lord cezar on -
wow this thread is mad funny aahhhah
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Permalink Reply by SonGetWrec on
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Good Afternoon Lord cezar. It is truly devastating what happened to our little EZ. Please stop by Yayo's No Man's Memorial Thread And Leave Your Comments. It is unfortunate that TI50 members only come together in times of tragedy :(
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Permalink Reply by NATE \m/ (-_-) \m/ on -
COME ON YOU GUYS ITS SAFE TO SAY THESE GUYS @SONGETWRECK AND @STILL DRE HAVE OFFICALLY LOST IT AND GONE INSANE NO HATE AND PUN INTENDED JUSS MY 2 CENTS TOO
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Permalink Reply by NATE \m/ (-_-) \m/ on
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FROM YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AT 12:40P.M THEY STARTED THREW OUT THE DAY AND INTO 2:30A.M TO 3:00A.M TELL NOW THEY BEEN AT IT NO HATE BUT DAMN YOU GUYS ARE MADD CRAZY
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Permalink Reply by SonGetWrec on
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LMFAO!!! -
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Permalink Reply by NATE \m/ (-_-) \m/ on
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SEE WHAT I MEAN I FEEL SORRY 4 YOU TRY HARD DIE HARD EMOSON
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