A Heart To Heart Conversation With My Daughter EZ
Hello pumpkin. I know I've neglected you over the years with all the cheating I've been doing on your mother. However, she and I had a discussion last nite after our make-up sex. It has been brought to my attention that you are entering adolescence and as any concerned father would do, I feel it is time to discuss the "birds and the bees" with my little girl!
You are entering a pivotal point in your life. As you begin your transition into womanhood, you will experience physical, mental, and emotional changes. All those boys that you've come so accustomed to playing Dragonball Z with may suddenly become attractive and you may feel desires to engage in lude sexual behavior. I highly advise against this sweetie. For those same boys are also going through changes and as they do, they only have one thing on their mind: deflowering virgins.
I know this is overwhelming sweetie. But as a man, I feel it is important for you to be aware of these harsh realities. Now, as far as your physical changes are concerned, I do not want you to be saddened or upset if your breasts do not develop as quick as the other girls your age. Please understand that every girl develops differently. In this day and age of celebrity obsession, I do not want you to get caught up in trying to be like the Kim Kardashians and Beyonce's of the world. The average woman doesn't look like that anyway, which is why those women are celebrities in the first place.
I would like you to watch this video. I know its a little dated, but the information contained within still holds true to this day:
Indeed, YOU ARE BECOMING A WOMAN! It is time for your mother and I to purchase training brassiers and tampax for our little EZ. Enjoy this time for it only happens once. Your mother will go into further details about your monthly cycle as she can explain it better than I can.
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Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on -
U seriously think I'm going to depart?
This ultra sillyness u niccas stuck on is supposed to put me away whilst Still G.A.Y approving of Wayne kissing Baby and being dead serious? Come on Charles. I know u..
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Permalink Reply by SonGetWrec on -
PFFT!!! -
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Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on
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Daz the sound and the face to go with it ain't it? U done sucked off the whole g ay bar tryna raise crack money.. now u belching n farting n shid. Ur satisfaction fuccing disgust me.
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Permalink Reply by LX The Prince *Texans* on -
EZ the homosexual still flirting with Dre and SonGetWrec
NO MEANS NO!!!! -
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Permalink Reply by LX The Prince *Texans* on
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I heard EZ was competing represent Guyana in the Miss Universe Pageant
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Permalink Reply by SonGetWrec on
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Permalink Reply by MiC on -
R.I.P EZ. Thisis50s most feminine emotional blogger 2010-2012. She will not be missed.
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Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on
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Not a thing.. I blessed their 2 page ether thread with 3 pages of comments. Now watch it fall to page 28 faster than a sack of potatoes..
I got a 36 year old d1ck louse calling me pumpkin.. -
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Permalink Reply by SonGetWrec on
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ROFL!!! "I got a 36 year old d1ck louse calling me pumpkin..". I thought you "DIDN'T READ" it homegirl??? -
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Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on
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I didnt
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