Hello pumpkin. I know I've neglected you over the years with all the cheating I've been doing on your mother. However, she and I had a discussion last nite after our make-up sex. It has been brought to my attention that you are entering adolescence and as any concerned father would do, I feel it is time to discuss the "birds and the bees" with my little girl!
You are entering a pivotal point in your life. As you begin your transition into womanhood, you will experience physical, mental, and emotional changes. All those boys that you've come so accustomed to playing Dragonball Z with may suddenly become attractive and you may feel desires to engage in lude sexual behavior. I highly advise against this sweetie. For those same boys are also going through changes and as they do, they only have one thing on their mind: deflowering virgins.
I know this is overwhelming sweetie. But as a man, I feel it is important for you to be aware of these harsh realities. Now, as far as your physical changes are concerned, I do not want you to be saddened or upset if your breasts do not develop as quick as the other girls your age. Please understand that every girl develops differently. In this day and age of celebrity obsession, I do not want you to get caught up in trying to be like the Kim Kardashians and Beyonce's of the world. The average woman doesn't look like that anyway, which is why those women are celebrities in the first place.
I would like you to watch this video. I know its a little dated, but the information contained within still holds true to this day:
Indeed, YOU ARE BECOMING A WOMAN! It is time for your mother and I to purchase training brassiers and tampax for our little EZ. Enjoy this time for it only happens once. Your mother will go into further details about your monthly cycle as she can explain it better than I can.
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Permalink Reply by Still D.R.E on May 12, 2012 at 12:01am it started when in the forums u cant have an opinion on things 50 cent unless its positive....i said pass the patron was wack as f*** and this niggah' EZ aka Elizabeth started havin' temper tantrums in EVERY THREAD for months now...i son'd him hurt his feelings now my homie songetwrec came and i just tied him up and hung him in the air but songetwrec just pushed away the chair...now he R.I.P...THEY MAKIN' THE FORUMS BORIN' every thread is like comparing every artist to gunit its few niggahs left here thats diverse ...nowadays its just these lil cornball niggahs stalkin' niggahs comments and postin the same lame a** jokes in every thread...so now EZ's gone now that clown as niggah Edgars next...we rebuildin' this s*** to be like '08 again...poppin'... nobody mad, ethers still gon' be poppin' but atleast it wont be so elementary...
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Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on May 12, 2012 at 1:31am rofl.. I can't believe my eyes? Are these jokes Forget About Babes cracking? Blow child azz nicca.. U aint funny, just funny looking.
Flash, I'm like God to these lames. I ain't gotta respond.. Good luck tryna keep ya corny thread off page 2 for the next 5 minutes.
Permalink Reply by Still D.R.E on May 12, 2012 at 1:53am
Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on May 12, 2012 at 2:09am
Permalink Reply by Still D.R.E on May 12, 2012 at 2:24am oh yeah the forums that generate 5 comments every threee hours....yeah thats u...all u!!!!!LOL
old jokes? rofl u gotta use them for an old niggah' i aint old bytch i aint even hit 30 yet lol...but i guess u need SUMN...SUMN to say huh...ok run wit im old wat else POSER??...got any kool 50' quotes?..hahaha'
Permalink Reply by EZBands make StillG.AY mom dance on May 12, 2012 at 2:36am I heard a lot of lies on this forum.. Mic pretending to have a girlfriend, everything Charles says such as Nicky Minaj going plat in a week.. him standing up in best buy keeping count of how many copies of Pink Friday he saw go off the shelf etc.. but miss me with that 'I aint 30' bullshid..
Didn't u spend ya 32nd birthday at the premier of Enemy of the State?
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