NYC BLOG: Why Squash the Beef? ... 50 Cent Needs Help, Part II
Written By SOHH Reckless
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Fif's rap career is looking like Larry Holmes: flabby and sick. So he reached out and gave Jada a kiss on the cheek because he's assed out and trapped on the island after burning all his bridges. Haven't heard about it? It's all over the news.
I could've sworn I said in one of my previous blogs that after Curtis made up with DJ Green Lantern that Kiss was gonna be next. Too bad the SOHH archives are no longer available.
Wait. I found it. Someone posted it on their blog. Good lookin! Peep below:
"First came Kim, now comes Green. Others may not see it. But I see it. Fif needs help. What other way to win back a significant amount of your New York fans by joining forces with other respected artists? Who's next? Jadakiss himself? But after riding high on his arrogance and pulling the cards of just about every New York City rapper, 50's amends with Green and Lil Kim might be the only beef he can squash.
Why didn't you think about this years ago, when you began alienating everyone? You didn't think your little reign would last forever, did you?
Yeah. You did. Played yourself." -- Reckless, Jan '08
I should've said "mark my words" somewhere in there. What's next? A hip-hop version of Michael Jackson's "We Are the World"? Green Lantern, Kiss, Lil' Kim, and Ja Rule in the studio with ear phones on happily rapping together? Everyone drinking Formula 50 Vitamin Water and laughing? How corny is that picture? 50 is getting real corny and real quick. He's supposed to be this hard core "gangster" rapper but now he's extending his hand to his former enemies because his rapping career is looking like doo-doo. Too bad he has already passed the height of his career. Nothing and no one is ever going to reverse that no matter what he does.
Now that Fif's "beef" with the leader of the D-Block crew is a done deal, what is that bird ass n*gga J-Hood gonna do? After running back and forth between Yonkers and the G-Unit office like a chicken with no head, and denying that Sheek helped him after his stepfather was inappropriately "touching" him, J-Hood has proven that he is nothing but another urine-smelling hood rat. With lint balls in his hair. And white crud on the corners of his lips like Lil' Boosie.
These rappers are becoming too much for me to handle. One minute they're hard, the next they're playing dolls. If they're going to portray a "thug" then they need to stick with that. All this flip-flopping business is just stupid.
And don't start that "they're doing it for hip-hop" crap. There is no more hip-hop.
Next up: 50 makes amends with Irv Gotti and Ja Rule.
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