


TO MY BELOVED BROTHER, PRINCE OF EGYPT,
AND THE DARK, DANGEROUS, AND DELICIOUS PRINCE OF EGYPT, MOSES, CARRYETH YATAFATA, THE BOOTYLICIOUS EGYPTIAN WARRIOR PRINCESS OF THE NILE, UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, THEN HE SEDUETH HER UNDERNEATH HIS BABY GRAND PIANO, AND HE BREATHLESS SAYETH, " GODDESS. GODDESS OF THE NILE. I LOVE THEE. LOVE THEE MADLY. AH, AH, O, GOD YES, YES, YES, I CALL UPON THY HOLY SEDUCTION. I WANT THEE TO SUCK MY SOUL COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MOUTH AND EXPERIENCE HOW IT CONTINUALLY RENEWS ITSELF IN PRAISE OF THEE. SEDUCE ME."
OK, OK, HE HAD ME AT GODDESS...
MUAH SO DOES THOU HONORABLE, DELICIOUS PRINCE EGYPT LIKE TO STAR IN VIDEO & MOIVE & MAKE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION TOUR, MOSTEST HEAVENLY DELICIOUS 24 HOURS THOU WILL EVER SPEND, WHEN TWO LEGENDARY WARRIOR SPIRITS COLLIEDE, THE PRINCE OF EGYPT AND THE EGYPTIAN WARRIOR PRINCESS OF THE NILE???
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